Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
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