I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
This is Reagan country. Yeah! And perhaps it was destiny that the man who went to California`s Eureka College would become so woven within and interlinked to the Golden State.
One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let's commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation I think we need to band together and say, never again. Never will we exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars.
Without the support of my mom, Marlene, I would not be the person I am. She has been my main supporter throughout my career, and I owe everything to her. This is a small way that we, as players, can pay tribute to her and other hockey moms, and it is all for a good cause.
I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better.
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.
Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out on the ice and skate around reporters' questions, so it should be interesting.
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