Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
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