Martin Mull Quotes

• Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

  Martin Mull

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

  Martin Mull

  Sports, Running, Drinking

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• Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

  Martin Mull

  School, Shows, Show Business

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• Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

  Martin Mull

  Mirrors, Tvs, Moron

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• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one?

  Martin Mull

  Persons

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• Music helps set a romantic mood. Imagine her surprise when you say, "We don't need a stereo - I have an accordion."

  Martin Mull

  Music, Needs, Helping

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• If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.

  Martin Mull

  Art, Real, Orange Juice

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• I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

  Martin Mull

  Scare, Caught, Folks

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• Yeah, I just finished a novel. Man those things take forever to read.

  Martin Mull

  Men, Forever, Yeah

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• I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

  Martin Mull

  Glasses, Ice

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

  Martin Mull

  Nice, People, Way

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• What's the point of cleaning up your act if you don't have an act?

  Martin Mull

  Cleaning, Cleaning Up, Ifs

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• Human beings are 70% water and with some the rest is colagen

  Martin Mull

  Clever, Water, Humans

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• In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.

  Martin Mull

  Dog, Eye, Men

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• The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.

  Martin Mull

  Zips, Towns, Grew

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• Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

  Martin Mull

  Funny, Children, Kids

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• Hollywood is high school with money.

  Martin Mull

  School, High School, Hollywood

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• You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is

  Martin Mull

  Acting

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• You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good

  Martin Mull

  Morning, Thinking, Long

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• I don't think you really can send an exact message, because any two viewers are so disparate, in terms of their backgrounds, their point of view, their histories, that there's no telling what that message might be.

  Martin Mull

  Thinking, Two, Views

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• To be able to get up and be in my studio and work all day is a great joy.

  Martin Mull

  Joy, Great Day, Able

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• It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.

  Martin Mull

  Dream, Reality, People

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• I think there are a lot of pictures to make. I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter. To me, the making of the pictures is the most important thing.

  Martin Mull

  Thinking, Artist, Important

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• I never stopped making pictures. There were times when more of my income was coming from other sources, and I had to devote more time to television and movies and records.

  Martin Mull

  Records, Television, Income

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• Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.

  Martin Mull

  Dog, Art, Helping

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