Chris Rock Quotes - Page 14

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• I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

  Chris Rock

  Real, Smoking, Cameras

  "Busy Chris Rock Is Just Itching for Dirty Work". Interview with Dave Itzkoff, www.nytimes.com. August 1, 2012.

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• Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

  Chris Rock

  Play

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• My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

  Chris Rock

  Years, Dollars, Firsts

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• All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.

  Chris Rock

  Hate, Mean, Kids

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

  Chris Rock

  Daughter, Mother, Writing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

  Chris Rock

  Cat, Names, Littles

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• When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.

  Chris Rock

  Fathers Day, Dad, Kids

  "Sweetest Quotes from Hollywood Dads" by Luchina Fisher, abcnews.go.com. June 15, 2014.

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• Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Ideas, People

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• I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

  Chris Rock

  Years, Married, Knows

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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