Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.
I write right off the typer. I call it my "machinegun." I hit it hard, usually late at night while drinking wine and listening to classical music on the radio and smoking mangalore ganesh beedies.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.
Every citizen who stops smoking, or loses a few pounds, or starts managing his chronic disease with real diligence, is caulking a crack for the benefit of us all.
Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.
Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
You're always better off if you quit smoking; it's never too late.
It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
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