People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before.
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person ... But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
Labor is really going to hurt.
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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