Someday the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series
Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.
It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
We all know the moon isn't made out of blue cheese...but if it was made out of bbq spare ribs would you eat it?
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch...
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.
Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.
It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get them interested. Wake them up and let them know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.
I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to.
Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.
Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.
Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.
They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor.
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