Jimmy Piersall Quotes

• Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Inspirational, Baseball, Fathers Day

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• Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Nuts, Best Things, Happened

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• ... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Sick, People, Forever

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• Nutrition makes me puke.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Food, Cooking, Nutrition

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• I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Doctors, Years, Ornery

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• There is no better therapy than understanding.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Understanding, Therapy

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• I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Crazy, Guy, Bird

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• I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Bypass, Feels

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• I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Hurt, Next Day, Contests

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• If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

  Jimmy Piersall

  Character, Logos, Wells

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