Dana Gould Quotes - Page 11

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• If I had a dreamcatcher when I was thirteen, it would have spent many long days in the dryer.

  Dana Gould

  Long, Thirteen, I Had A Dream

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• Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage.

  Dana Gould

  Teacher, Sex, Past

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• We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.

  Dana Gould

  Pain, Past, Live Your Life

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• Had an audition for a pilot today, but realized I could save gas and help the environment by pissing up a rope here at home!

  Dana Gould

  Home, Rope, Pilots

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• Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

  Dana Gould

  Running, Sweat, Shoes

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• You write the script, and then you just go over it 400 times and make all the jokes better. It really is true. That's essentially the way it works.

  Dana Gould

  Writing, Over It, Jokes

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

  Dana Gould

  Challenges, Obligation

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• When you're 17 years old, you have no idea who you are as a person, so there's no way you can be a good performer. You can't be a good comedian, because you don't know who you are, you don't know what you're saying. Stand-up is nothing but an expression of self-awareness. It wasn't until I was 23, 24 that I got to have a handle on a perspective on life, where I became decent. And I was just a terribly socially awkward younger person.

  Dana Gould

  Perspective, Awkward, Comedian

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• People get into stand-up comedy by and large because they're smart and they have a perspective.

  Dana Gould

  Smart, People, Perspective

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I've often been accused of being the comic's comic. It's a bad business model when your fans are the people who get in free.

  Dana Gould

  People, Comic, Accused

  Source: www.avclub.com

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