Adam Ferrara Quotes - Page 2

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• The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Beautiful, Girl

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• The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Years, Funny Marriage, Parent

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• I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Nice, Humor

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• If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

  Adam Ferrara

  Rain, Home, California

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• I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

  Adam Ferrara

  Thinking, Civilization, Arrogance

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• Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Girlfriend, Sex

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• I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'

  Adam Ferrara

  Funny, Running, Hurt

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