Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.
Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.
Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.
There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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