Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
If you don't like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.
The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
If you want to be successful, you must either have a chance or take one.
It takes far more courage to violate a custom than a law.
Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
There's only one kind of common sense but a thousand varieties of stupidity.
A word to the wise is -- unnecessary.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.
Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Formerly when a man worked ten hours a day, it was called economic slavery; nowadays it is called moonlighting.
The trouble with the world is that laziness is seldom curable and never fatal.
Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.
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