Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.
I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept.
My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.
Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.
I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.
And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.
I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.
The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.
There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.
I don't have any particular burning desire to go back to being cuddly. Not really.
Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.
I quite like Pilates now. I have a Pilates girl in every city.
Strangely enough I'm better on a stage. I love that I feel like I blossom in front of a whole bunch of people.
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.
But I just know from experience that accent wise, even if you're an accent genius, crossing the Atlantic is the hardest thing in the world either way.
My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.
And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.
You know everyone loves to be the villain.
But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.
Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.
Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?
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