Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.
I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept.
My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.
Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.
I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.
There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.
And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.
Most actors really love it, that's what they want to do. They burn to do it. And so they'll read a script and think, that's an interesting part. And because they love acting, that blinds them to the fact that the rest of it is pretentious nonsense, which it very often is.
I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.
The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.
I don't have any particular burning desire to go back to being cuddly. Not really.
Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.
I quite like Pilates now. I have a Pilates girl in every city.
Strangely enough I'm better on a stage. I love that I feel like I blossom in front of a whole bunch of people.
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.
But I just know from experience that accent wise, even if you're an accent genius, crossing the Atlantic is the hardest thing in the world either way.
My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.
I've always enjoyed sex scenes, though you're not really supposed to. The classic answer is, 'Oh, it's not sexy at all because there are so many technicians standing around.' But I've always found them extremely arousing.
When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.
And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.
For any new technology there is always controversy and there always some fear associated with it. I think that's just the price of being first sometimes.
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