Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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