Jackie Mason Quotes - Page 3

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• The New York Times claims that they publish all the news that's fit to print but what they really do is print all the news that supports their agenda. What they are is the power base of the left.

  Jackie Mason

  New York, Support, News

  Source: spectator.org

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• The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.

  Jackie Mason

  New York, Giving, Lasts

  Source: spectator.org

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• Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.

  Jackie Mason

  Care, Corruption, Clinton

  Source: spectator.org

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• Older Jews think of Franklin Delano Roosevelt and see themselves as siding with the working class and the poor, so they continue to vote the way they do.

  Jackie Mason

  Thinking, Class, Way

  Source: spectator.org

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• I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

  Jackie Mason

  Heart, Laughing, My Heart

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher. I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way. I used to watch a game, see the players in a huddle - and think they were talking about me.

  Jackie Mason

  Football, Player, Thinking

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• It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.

  Jackie Mason

  Want, Illness, Queries

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• By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

  Jackie Mason

  Love, Faith, Humility

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• A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people.

  Jackie Mason

  People, Disrespect, Schmucks

  Source: spectator.org

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• People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening at the moment. My material is as new as anything on the dinner table.

  Jackie Mason

  People, World, Tables

  Source: spectator.org

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• Predictions are preposterous.

  Jackie Mason

  Predictions

  "Everything Bold Is New Again: An Interview with Jackie Mason". Interview with Bernard Chapin, spectator.org. April 18, 2007.

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• I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.

  Jackie Mason

  Writing, Night, Talking

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• My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.

  Jackie Mason

  Differences, Dinner Table, Doe

  "Everything Bold Is New Again: An Interview with Jackie Mason". Interview with Bernard Chapin, spectator.org. April 18, 2007.

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• Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

  Jackie Mason

  Drug, Mouths, Want

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• The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

  Jackie Mason

  Names, Personality, Attention

  "Jackie Mason Sues Jews for Jesus Over Pamphlet". www.foxnews.com. August 25, 2006.

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• I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

  Jackie Mason

  Ideas, America, Happens

  Source: spectator.org

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• Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

  Jackie Mason

  Party, Issues, Care

  Source: spectator.org

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• I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

  Jackie Mason

  America, England, Sells

  Source: spectator.org

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• I've found that my humor goes over big in London.

  Jackie Mason

  London, Bigs, Found

  Source: spectator.org

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• Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.

  Jackie Mason

  Party, Challenges, Legs

  Source: spectator.org

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• Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

  Jackie Mason

  Republican

  Source: spectator.org

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• I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.

  Jackie Mason

  Art, Philosophical, Talking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

  Jackie Mason

  Comedy, Study, Calculations

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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