Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit.
I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that
The most important things are the hardest to say
If you love something, set it free.
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared to love in dreams.
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
As Dostoevski said: 'Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams.
I need some meaning I can memorize. The kind I have always seems to slip my mind.
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