Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
The older I grow, the more I find myself alone.
You're only as old as you feel.
Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
Your True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
We are always the same age inside.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
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