Bladder Quotes - Page 2

• Any situation was better faced with an empty bladder, a clean body, and a lack of morning breath.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Morning, Body, Empty

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• I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Humor, Yankees

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• Nine-tenths of the world is entertained by scandalous rumors, which are never dissected until they are dead and, when pricked, collapse like an empty bladder.

  Horace Greeley

  Rumor, World, Nine

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• Already from your own cells scientists can grow skin, cartilage, noses, blood vessels, bladders and windpipes. In the future, scientists will grow more complex organs, like livers and kidneys. The phrase 'organ failure' will disappear.

  Michio Kaku

  Blood Vessels, Cells, Skins

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• A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Long, Should

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• College mostly makes people like bladders-just good for nothing but t'hold the stuff as is poured into 'em.

  George Eliot

  Education, College, People

  George Eliot (1859). “Adam Bede”, p.143, London

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• Yesterday, Attorney General John Ashcroft had surgery to remove his gall bladder. Doctors say the surgery was difficult because Ashcroft refused to take his clothes off.

  Conan O'Brien

  Doctors, Clothes, Yesterday

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• Health experts working on a union backed screening program to detect bladder cancer in a Georgia chemical plant were stunned when the local (ACS) cancer society not only didn't support the program, but tried to discourage participation in it.

  Jack Anderson

  Cancer, Dark, Support

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• I long for the simplicity of theatre. I want lessons learned, comeuppances delivered, people sorted out, all before your bladder gets distractingly full. That's what I want. What I know is what we all know, whether we'll admit it or not: every attempt to impose the roundness of a well-made play on reality produces a disaster. Life just isn't so, nor will it be made so.

  John M. Ford

  Reality, Play, Long

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• Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.

  Socrates

  Wind, Fool, Opinion

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• Drama is life with the dull bits left out. There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. I believe in putting the horror in the minds of the audience, and not necessarily on the screen. The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Drama, Believe, Mind

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• The very odd thing about sagas ... is that they very rarely mention dry mouths and full bladders.

  David Gemmell

  Odd Things, Dry, Mouths

  "Against the Horde". Book by David Gemmell, Ch. 22, May 1, 1988.

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• He is afraid of you, so he hates you. It would be wrong to hurt him again. It would be like beating a dog after it has loosed it's bladder. The spirit is already broken in him.

  Conn Iggulden

  Dog, Hurt, Hate

  Conn Iggulden (2013). “Conqueror: The Complete 5-Book Collection”, p.149, HarperCollins UK

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• Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.

  Anne Lamott

  Hurt, Teenager, Tough

  Anne Lamott (2010). “Imperfect Birds: A Novel”, p.12, Penguin

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• Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn’t…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Blessed, Two, Saint

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Born of Night: The League: Nemesis Rising”, p.305, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• I hurt my bladder rollerblading.

  Taylor Negron

  Hurt, Rollerblading

  "Fictional character: Russell". "Bio-Dome", www.imdb.com. 1996.

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• I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go." She frowned at me. "Where?" I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. "My bladder.It-" Ah." She gave a small laugh. "We interrupt this life-or-death situation for a pregnancy pee break. Don't see that in the movies, do you?

  Kelley Armstrong

  Pregnancy, Hands, Laughing

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• I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.

  J. K. Rowling

  Morning, Eye, Moon

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• In this age of inventive wonders all men have come to believe that in some genius' brain sleeps the solution of the grand problem of aerial navigation-and along with that belief is the hope that that genius will reveal his miracle before they die, and likewise a dread that he will poke off somewhere and die himself before he finds out that he has such a wonder lying dormant in his brain. We all know the air can be navigated-therefore, hurry up your sails and bladders-satisfy us-let us have peace.

  Mark Twain

  Lying, Believe, Sleep

  Mark Twain, John C. Gerber, Terry Firkins (1983). “Tom Sawyer Abroad ; Tom Sawyer Detective”, p.180, Univ of California Press

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• I welcome this opportunity of pricking the bloated bladder of lies with the poniard of truth

  Aneurin Bevan

  Lying, Opportunity, Welcome

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• Books bear him up a while, and make him try to swim with bladders of philosophy.

  John Wilmot

  Philosophy, Book, Swim

  John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester (2006). “The Complete Poems of John Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester”, p.65, Filiquarian Publishing, LLC.

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• I have ventured, Like little wanton boys that swim on bladders, This many summers in a sea of glory, But far beyond my depth. My high-blown pride At length broke under me, and now has left me, Weary and old with service, to the mercy Of a rude stream that must for ever hide me.

  William Shakespeare

  Summer, Pride, Boys

  'Henry VIII' (1613) act 3, sc. 2, l. 352

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• So it is useless to evade reality, because it only makes it more virulent in the end. But instead, look steadfastly into the slit, pin-pointed, malignant eyes of reality: as an old-hand trainer dominates his wild beasts. Take it by the scruff of the neck, and shake the evil intent out of it; till it rattles out harmlessly, like gall bladder stones, fossilized on the floor.

  Caitlin Thomas

  Eye, Reality, Hands

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• You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?

  Neil Gaiman

  Thinking, Lakes, Want Something

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• I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.

  Steve Wiebe

  Beer, College, Thinking

  Source: www.movieweb.com

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