Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.
Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.
The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love are always right there. I don't have a lot of people in my life, but there's a small group of people that I don't like to do things without.
Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.
They kept asking me over and over again whether I was having a romance with Hitler. Are you Hitler's girlfriend? I laughed and answered the same way each time: No, those are false rumours. I only made documentaries for him.
I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for a chain. The public's got it right - a lot of NBA stars are arrogant and like to spend lots of money and have lots of girlfriends and all that.
I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the girlfriend or the sister.
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.
I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay.
And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I would remember I had a wife at home who loved me, or later that my wife had left me and I was terrirfied, or again later that I had a beautiful alcoholic girlfriend who would make me happy forever. But every time I entered the place there were veiled faces promising everything and then clarifying quickly into the dull, the usual, looking up at me and making the same mistake.
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!
One of the things I've tried to do with my life is redefine the boundaries that I think are very limiting. I'm not suggesting that everybody should have three girlfriends, or necessarily have girlfriends living with them. I think there are many, many options to living your life.
If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing
For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like "Blue Kentucky Girl," by Emmylou Harris, and "Off the Wall," by Michael Jackson. It's all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can't have a music collection without Prince's "Purple Rain" - it just can't be done!
I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous.
I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.
My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.'
None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day.
If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!
I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?
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