I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.
Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get a two-inch brush at Wal-Mart for 20 cents or a fine camel-hair brush from an art store for 20 dollars. The brush doesn't matter - how the finished painting looks is what matters.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
Swing hard in case you hit it.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
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