A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
Young people need something stable to hang on to - a culture connection, a sense of their own past, a hope for their own future. Most of all, they need what grandparents can give them.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
Didn't we, like our grandchildren, begin with a childhood we thought would never end? Now, all of a sudden, I'm older than my parents were when I thought they were old.
Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
Beautiful old people are works of art.
Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
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