Pick your enemies carefully or you'll never make it in Los Angeles.
Australia is so cool that it's hard to even know where to start describing it. The beaches are beautiful; so is the weather. Not too crowded. Great food, great music, really nice people. It must be a lot like Los Angeles was many years ago.
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities; NY gets god-awful cold in the winter but there's a feeling of wacky comradeship somewhere in some streets. LA is a jungle.
You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it.
The final story, the final chapter of western man, I believe, lies in Los Angeles.
In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know?
In Los Angeles, by the time you're 35, you're older than most of the buildings.
We live in Los Angeles, where you are expected to move every two to four years, so people can see how well your career is going.
Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.
If most American cities are about the consumption of culture, Los Angeles and New York are about the production of culture - not only national culture but global culture.
In Washington, the first thing people tell you is what their job is. In Los Angeles you learn their star sign. In Houston you're told how rich they are. And in New York they tell you what their rent is.
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
Los Angeles is just New York lying down.
LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities.
I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.
When you're in Los Angeles, nobody bats an eye, they're so used to seeing actors, they just act really cool
There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter
Los Angeles is a constellation of plastic.
Los Angeles gives one the feeling of the future more strongly than any city I know of. A bad future, too, like something out of Fritz Lang's feeble imagination.
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.
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