Moron Quotes - Page 9

• I had become too accustomed to the pseudo-Left new style, whereby if your opponent thought he had identified your lowest possible motive, he was quite certain that he had isolated the only real one. This vulgar method, which is now the norm and the standard in much non-Left journalism as well, is designed to have the effect of making any noisy moron into a master analyst.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Real, Style, Opponents

  Christopher Hitchens (2010). “Hitch 22: A Memoir”, p.270, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• I don’t wanna die, man. They’re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me, so unlike you morons, I’m hiding. Hiding is nice. (Vik)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Nice, Men, Hiding

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Born of Fire”, p.339, Macmillan

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• One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

  Agatha Christie

  Midst

  AGATHA CHRISTIE (1980). “MISS MARPLE MEETS MURDER”

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• Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

  Derek Landy

  Jealous, Genius, Skulduggery Pleasant

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• P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. "Just say the word." JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY ANYWAY? MORON? Letter from Emily to Charles.

  Jaclyn Moriarty

  Expression, Letters, Kind

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• All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: "O God, make me a normal twentieth-century girl!" Thanks to our labors, this will mean increasingly: "Make me a minx, a moron, and a parasite.

  C. S. Lewis

  Girl, Prayer, Mean

  C. S. LEWIS (1961). “The Screwtape Letters & Screwtape Proposes a Toast”

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• Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

  Derek Landy

  Fighting, Gun, Skulduggery Pleasant

  Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant -”, p.296, HarperCollins UK

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• I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

  Pat Paulsen

  Thinking, Alive, Want

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• Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part." "That doesn't have anything to do with you? He lifted his eyes, gaze shuttered. "No?" "Not unless being a werewolf transforms you into a wolf AND a redneck moron.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Sports, Eye, Cutting

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• On the other side of the spectrum, you see someone like Donald Trump, who is using as the basis of his campaign political incorrectness. It's clearly intentional. He'd have to be a complete moron just to coincidentally insult Mexicans, and women, and disabled people, and Muslims. So clearly he's using it as a vote winner. But I think with comedians there's a responsibility.

  Sacha Baron Cohen

  Responsibility, Thinking, People

  Source: screenrant.com

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• Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

  Derek Landy

  Fighting, Gun, Honor

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• All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the mother of morons, and it’s an absolute toss-up, isn’t it? If one could only invent them, like characters in books, it would be much more satisfactory to a well-regulated mind.

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Mother, Children, Book

  Dorothy L. Sayers (2012). “The Nine Tailors”, p.464, Open Road Media

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• What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

  Al Yankovic

  Artist, Austin, Kind

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• All events, no matter how earthshaking or bizarre, are diluted within moments of their occurrence the the continuance of the necessary routines of day-to-day. -Fitz Most prisons are of our own making. A man makes his own freedom, too. -Chade When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead. -Burrich We left. Walking uphill and into the wind. That suddenly seemed a metaphor for my whole life. -Fitz

  Robin Hobb

  Cutting, Men, Wind

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• I'm a monster, not a moron.

  P. C. Cast

  Monsters

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Hunted: A House of Night Novel”, p.211, Macmillan

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• How do you politely explain to someone that you had believed for years he was a moron as well as a Fool?

  Robin Hobb

  Years, Assassins, Fool

  "Assasin's Apprentice (Farseer Trilogy, Book 1)". Book by Robin Hobb, April 1, 1995.

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• William: You're just gonna have to take who I give you and deal Paris: Like anyone would pick you over me. William: You just wait and see. I'll have every single on of them eating out of my hand. Paris: Only if you had one of those delicious fried Twinkies. Strider rolled his eyes. Egotistical morons. Anyone with a set of eyes could see that Strider was the pretty one in their little three-some.

  Gena Showalter

  Eye, Hands, Paris

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• Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.

  Ally Carter

  Doctors, Dues, Suspects

  Ally Carter (2012). “Gallagher Girls: Out of Sight, Out of Time”, p.108, Hachette UK

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• I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a lunatic wandering around for scraps, I’m like every single miserable moron I’ve scorned and pretended I didn’t recognize. I’m all of them, every last ugly thing in a bad last-minute costume. I’m not different, not at all, not different from any other speck of a thing. I’m a blemished blemish, a ruined ruin, a stained wreck so failed I can’t see what I used to be.

  Daniel Handler

  Smart, Stupid, Thinking

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.196, Egmont UK

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• Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

  Alice Cooper

  Stars, Reading, Sleep

  "Rock is on a roll with politics" by Warren Kinsella, September 12, 2004.

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• When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

  Alice Cooper

  Running, Stars, Reading

  "Rock is on a roll with politics" by Warren Kinsella, September 12, 2004.

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• Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.

  Rodman Philbrick

  Running, Laughing So Hard, Giving

  Rodman Philbrick (2015). “Freak the Mighty”, p.20, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• Why then you're as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust 'reality' and its moron mother, the universe, while you fasten your innocence to fallible devices which pretend at happy endings.

  Ray Bradbury

  Mother, Reality, Mad

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• ...the moron who thought love was forever.

  Daniel Handler

  Forever

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.170, Egmont UK

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• The thing about photography is, some people surround themselves with extremely strong subject matter. And unless you're a moron, you're going to get a really strong photograph.

  Andy Summers

  Photography, Strong, People

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