If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses.
Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them!
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien.
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.
When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'
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