The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
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