You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.
Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. "I said hello to the poodle.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help." Okay, superpower might be pushing it.
[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
To my taste, the men in Rome are ridiculously, hurtfully, stupidly beautiful. More beautiful even than Roman women, to be honest. Italian men are beautiful in the same way as French women, which is to say-- no detail spared in the quest for perfection. They’re like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.
I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be a small yapping poodle on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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