Stretch Marks Quotes

• She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Humor, Fats

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• We forget that stretch marks, cellulite and some stomach fat is natural. We forget that we are born human and physically can't be perfect. We forget that God doesn't make us out of plastic and silicone. We forget to be flawed.

  Skye Townsend

  Perfect, Forget, Natural

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• A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

  Katt Williams

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• The words we speak to each other should leave stretch marks, not bruises. Love is always picky about what it says.

  Bob Goff

  Love Is, Bruises, Words We Speak

  Twitter post from Sep 27, 2014

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• That's when it struck me: how gorgeous we all were, even with cellulite (saw a lot of that) and stretch marks, scars and tattoos. Let me just say this, not single body was perfect, not even the fittest of women there.

  Justina Chen

  Tattoo, Perfect, Body

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• One of the things I love so much about Valerie [Belin] is that she inhabits her body so completely. She has no self-consciousness about having stretch marks or having given birth. It's just so amazing that she has nothing to hide. Whereas all these other women see every little - supposed - imperfection - anything irregular is seen as an imperfection.

  Nan Goldin

  Self, Imperfection, Things I Love

  Source: foggysapphires.wordpress.com

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• I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

  Felipe Esparza

  Baby, Mountain, Weight

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• I'm not as hard on myself anymore. I'm comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I'm really insecure about, but I've changed by loving me - C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.

  Jenny McCarthy

  Insecure, Years, Scar

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• You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll avoid stretch marks and I'll get you some Vaseline, you can change your oil and fry chicken with it, too, but you best make sure you have something.

  Tyler Perry

  Eye, Night, Oil

  "Tyler Perry, Taking Madea from Stage to Page". "Talk of the Nation" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. April 12, 2006.

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