One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".
I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.
Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.
Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.
No one on this Earth knows how old I am.
The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.
Believe me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.
Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was.
I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there
I don't need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food.
I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.
Who's your fat friend ?
How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
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