I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth.
Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.
A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.
Geometry is beautifully logical, and it teaches you how to think and prove that things are so, step by step by step. Proofs are excellent lessons in reasoning. Without logic and reasoning, you are dependent on jumping to conclusions or - worse - having empty opinions.
Be able to notice all the confusion between fact and opinion that appears in the news
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
A friend is someone who stays by your side all through the troubles he's caused you.
Teens think listening to music helps them concentrate. It doesn't. It relieves them of the boredom that concentration on homework induces.
An act of justice closes the book on a misdeed; an act of vengeance writes one of its own
My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.
Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes?
Revenge feels right only to those directly involved. Justice feels right even to outsiders.
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.
Relatively few of us will find the time-or take it-to live an ever enlarging life.
Multi-tasking arises out of distraction itself.
Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car, the others, goats. You pick a door, say #1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say #3, which has a goat. He says to you: 'Do you want to pick door #2?' Is it to your advantage to switch your choice of doors?
If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you're never at home.
Be able to cite three good qualities of every relative or acquaintance that you dislike.
Loving behavior contributes to the group at the expense of the individual. Competition contributes to the survival of the individual at the expense of the group. In the garden of life, some people are more like flowers, and other people are more like weeds.
Yes. The original argument is defective. Substitute the word 'male' for 'gay,' and you'll see the flaw: 'Male people cannot be normal. If everyone were male starting tomorrow, the human race would die out, so being male cannot be nature's intended way.' Or you could substitute the word 'female.' In either case, the argument makes no sense: Being male or female is perfectly normal.
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
What women want is what men want. They want respect.
What is the essence of America? The essence of America is finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
Many people feel they must multi-task because everybody else is multitasking, but this is partly because they are all interrupting each other so much.
Know why certain foods, such as truffles, are expensive. It's not because they taste best.
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