I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.
The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
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