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He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.

Ilona Andrews

Pain, Yummy, Chocolate

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.45, Penguin

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Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.

Ilona Andrews

Stupid, Sleep, Complaining

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.272, Penguin

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As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer. Curran looked at the fan. “What?” "An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.” Curran just stared at him. Raphael strode toward the Pit, turned, flexed a bit, and winked at me. "Give me that,” I told Curran. “I need to fan myself.” "No, you don’t.

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Giving, Fans, Needs

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.201, Penguin

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Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.

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Thinking, Arrogance, Height

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We took a right at the fork, heading farther north. The charred houses continued. To the right, a large sign nailed to an old telephone post shouted DANGER in huge red letters. Underneath in crisp black letters was written: IM-1: Infectious Magic Area Do Not Enter Authorized Personnel Only A second smaller sign under the first one, written on a piece of plastic with permanent marker, read: Keep out, stupid. “We aren’t going to keep out, are we?” Ascanio asked. “No.” “Awesome.

Ilona Andrews

Stupid, House, Black

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.58, Penguin

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It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?

Ilona Andrews

Heart, Over You, Mind

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I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.

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Mother, Couple, Mean

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You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.” Ascanio’s eyes lit up. “A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.” “You don’t need a Hummer.” I said. “Chicks dig the Hummer.” “You don`t need any chicks either.” He gave me an injured look. “I have needs.” “I have needs too and right now I need you to concentrate on tracking down Jamar`s collection. Get to it.” - Andrea & Ascanio

Ilona Andrews

Nice, Eye, Car

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.95, Penguin

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How did the hearing go?” she asked. “We won, sort of,” Kaldar said. “We die at dawn.” “The court gave the Sheeriles twenty-four hours,” William corrected. “Yes, but ‘we die at dawn the day after tomorrow’ doesn’t sound nearly as dramatic.” “Does it have to be dramatic all the time?” Catherine murmured. “Of course. Everyone has a talent. Yours is crocheting and mine is making melodramatic statements.

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Dawn, Twenties, Sound

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The first rule of etiquette a boy learns when he's about to enter society is that civility is due to all women. No provocation, no matter how unjust and rudely delivered, can validate a man who fails to treat a woman with anything less than utmost courtesy." The boys hung on his every word. He glanced in her direction. "I have met some incredibly unpleasant women, and I have never failed in this duty. But I must admit: your sister may prove my undoing.

Ilona Andrews

Boys, Men, Unjust

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It's my uniform. Everyone in my company wears it." "It's hideous." Rose felt her hackles rise. The neon green uniform was hideous, but she didn't appreciate him pointing it out. She opened her mouth. "Yet despite it, you look lovely," he said. "Flattery will get you nowhere," she told him. "It's not flattery," he said coldly. "Flattery requires exaggeration. I'm merely stating a fact. You're a beautiful woman wearing an ugly sack of unnatural color.

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Beautiful, Color, Rose

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No, you’re not going with him.” I crossed my arms. “Who decided that?” He put on his “I’m alpha and I’m putting my foot down” expression. “I decided.

Ilona Andrews

Expression, Feet, Arms

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.221, Penguin

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Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.

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Men, Luck, Handsome

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Bayou Moon”, p.84, Penguin

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You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?" They twisted the head off your favorite doll, stuffed a dead bird into it, and made it walk around. And then they were puzzled why you got upset.

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Cousin, Bird, Upset

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Bayou Moon”, p.82, NYLA

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Our stares connected and we were quiet for a long minute, united by our misery. At least he understood me and I understood him. "A fine pair we make,” he said. "Yeah.

Ilona Andrews

Long, Pairs, Misery

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.220, Penguin

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I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

Ilona Andrews

Mom, Crazy, Aunt

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The woman frowned. "I probably should have mentioned that annoying habit of letting people come to the wrong conclusions and not correcting them? He got it from me.

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Should Have, People, Annoying

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Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?” “I’m not implying. I’m saying it.

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Opera, Soap, Our Relationship

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.183, Penguin

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...you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily. ... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.

Ilona Andrews

Wall, Fall, Hands

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.111, Penguin

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Your headlights don't scare me.

Ilona Andrews

Scare, Headlights

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Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.

Ilona Andrews

Jealous, Viruses, Prejudice

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds: A Kate Daniels Novel: 4”, p.42, NYLA

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You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

Ilona Andrews

Names, Should, Fezzik

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Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

Ilona Andrews

Syphilis, Delicious

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.28, Penguin

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Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Ilona Andrews

Children, Trying

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.20, Penguin

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Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long were you there? Did you do something or did you talk? What was the nature of your discussion? Could this trip have been avoided?" I rubbed my face. "So basically you're scared that His Lordship might get his panties in a bunch?" "That's one way to put it.

Ilona Andrews

Long, Might, Way

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.218, Penguin

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