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Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to talk in person. "Yes. Hold on." She pulled out a handful of pink tickets and recited from memory, without checking the paper. "Seven forty-two a.m., Mr. Gasparian: I curse you. I curse your arms so they wither and die and fall off your body. I curse your eyeballs to explode. I curse your feet to swell until blue. I curse your spine to crack. I curse you. I curse you. I curse you.

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Memories, Fall, Blue

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.38, Penguin

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I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet.

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Yellow, Office, Boss

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.89, Penguin

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Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.

Ilona Andrews

Checks, Bigger, Wells

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.124, Penguin

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Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.

Ilona Andrews

Tubs, Vinegar, Boundaries

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.82, Penguin

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What is wrong with you? Many, many things.

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Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.91, Penguin

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Put your badass face on and follow me.

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Badass, Faces, Follow Me

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.95, Penguin

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Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.

Ilona Andrews

Sugar, Said, Andrea

Ilona Andrews (2011). “Magic Slays”, p.33, Penguin

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I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran

Ilona Andrews

Baby, Saved

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Still think she is worth it?” Mahon asked quietly. “Of course. She is my mate.” Mahon sighed. “So you decided then.” “Do you think we’d be laying here bleeding in the snow if I wasn’t sure?” “Good point.

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Thinking, Snow, Bleeding

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The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.

Ilona Andrews

Brother, Imagination, Vampire

Ilona Andrews (2015). “Magic Gifts: A Kate Daniels Novella”, p.44, Penguin

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You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?" They twisted the head off your favorite doll, stuffed a dead bird into it, and made it walk around. And then they were puzzled why you got upset.

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Cousin, Bird, Upset

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Bayou Moon”, p.82, NYLA

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Why could nothing with Kate be simple? Why couldn’t Jim ever just come by to tell me that he had bowled a perfect game or benched a personal best. Maybe finally asked that weird tiger girl out.

Ilona Andrews

Girl, Simple, Games

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I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting for the other team, I’d marry you.” He grinned. “If I weren’t batting for the other team, I would accept your proposal. You had me at ‘No comment.’ If all my clients were this smart, my life would be much easier. Much, much easier.

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Smart, Team, Would Be

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.133, Penguin

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The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?

Ilona Andrews

Drinking, Doctors, Tea

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.208, Penguin

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Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?” “I have spies everywhere.” I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate. “She had tea with Mahon’s wife.” Andrea said. Aunt B looked at her. “You and I need to work on your air of mystery.

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Aunt, Air, Wife

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.27, Penguin

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Isn’t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would’ve thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate.” Barabas grinned. “I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus,” Saiman said dryly. “Thank you for reminding me.” “Always happy to oblige.

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Gun, Past, Men

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.47, Penguin

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Would you care for something to drink?” “Is it poisoned?” “It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.

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Poison, Care, Drink

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.36, Penguin

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« Barabas pulled Christopher out of the cage. The man stared up at him. “I died, didn’t I? Are you an angel?” “Sure,” Barabas said. “Follow me to the Heavenly Shower »

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Angel, Men, Cages

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« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.

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Running, Home, Rocks

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... That would be like stepping in front of a moving train and saying, 'Hey, honey, come stand next to me.'" I hopped off the wall and stood next to him. "Anytime." He just looked at me. "I've never killed a train before. It might be fun to try.

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Wall, Fun, Moving

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.21, Penguin

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…Something isn’t right with you and this property. Strange things happen around it. I don’t know what is going on, but I will find out. You could make it easier on yourself by coming clean.” “Sure. This is a magic bed-and-breakfast and the two guys in my kitchen are aliens from outerspace.

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Two, Guy, Kitchen

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No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.

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Positive, Males, Needs

Ilona Andrews (2009). “Magic Strikes”, p.209, Penguin

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For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know- I've gone to Hell and you're my nursemaid.

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Nurse, Gone, Alive

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.136, Penguin

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Look at my big teeth. I'm an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome

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Teeth, Looks, Predator

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If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.

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Men, Sound, Doe

Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.46, Penguin

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