Bo Burnham Quotes - Page 3

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• When life gets you down, make a comforter!

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Comforter

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• I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

  Bo Burnham

  Said, Staring

  Song: Theoretical Dick Jokes

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• There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

  Bo Burnham

  Mind, Lines, Certain

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• I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Giants

  Song: Bo' Fo' Sho', Album: Bo Fo Sho

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• What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Creative

  Song: New Math, Album: Bo Burnham

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• And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Gay

  Song: New Math, Album: Bo Burnham

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• Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you're on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don't want to be onstage looking like a robot, I want to be at the end of the day very emotional and what feels like someone being up there rather than reciting things. That's always the challenge, to analyze and then somehow lose yourself in something you absolutely know backwards and forwards. And nothing's going to surprise you, but you have to be surprised by it and let it surprise you.

  Bo Burnham

  Emotional, Challenges, Brain

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• At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.

  Bo Burnham

  Thinking, Years, Feelings

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• If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and I want to be able to do this for a living, you know what I mean? So it's just a balance. If I'm not doing well for five years, then I'm selling stuff, but if I'm doing well and I can afford to give stuff away, I'll always do that.

  Bo Burnham

  Mean, Years, Giving

  Source: www.uloop.com

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• I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Locks

  Song: I’m Bo Yo, Album: Bo Burnham, 2009

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• There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Long

  Song: New Math, Album: Bo Burnham

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• I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

  Bo Burnham

  Hate, Reality, Thinking

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• When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

  Bo Burnham

  Men, Thinking, Theatre

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• My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

  Bo Burnham

  Ideas, Faces, Littles

  Source: www.craveonline.com

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• I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

  Bo Burnham

  Math, Musical Ability, People

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• I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the answer for me. "Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?" I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.

  Bo Burnham

  Fall, Miscarriage, Men

  Source: www.popmatters.com

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• At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.

  Bo Burnham

  Hiccups, Apes, Facts

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• Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

  Bo Burnham

  Happy Thanksgiving, Broke, Celebrate

  Twitter post from Nov 25, 2010

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• I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

  Bo Burnham

  Bored, Needs, Half

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• My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

  Bo Burnham

  Meaningful, Character, Way

  Source: mancunion.com

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• I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Love You, Humor

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• Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Home, Humor

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• People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'

  Bo Burnham

  Funny, Humor, Artist

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• I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

  Bo Burnham

  Simple, Trying, Stuff

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• My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

  Bo Burnham

  People, Lovely, Trying

  Source: thelatest.co.uk

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