Andy Borowitz Quotes - Page 3

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• NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out.

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  Black, Cain, Trivia

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Jan 11, 2012

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• A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

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  Race, Tests, Christie

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 28, 2011

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• Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

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  Funny, Government, Comedian

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Aug 06, 2012

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• If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

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  Funny Friend, People, Google

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• John Edwards is a tragic case of a man who ran for President when he should have joined the Secret Service.

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  Men, Should Have, Secret

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Apr 27, 2012

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• White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

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  White, House, Political

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• It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

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  Sweaters, Cost, Vests

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Apr 25, 2012

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