Christie Quotes

• President Obama has created at least three jobs that I know of - Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, and Scott Brown.

  Newt Gingrich

  Jobs, Usa, President

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• [Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  Christie's husband, Max Mallowan, was an archaeologist.

  Nigel Dennis

  Witty, Husband, Science

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• Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

  Nancy Banks-Smith

  Funny, Women, Humor

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• Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

  Denis Leary

  Mom, Talking, Class

  FaceBook post by Denis Leary from Aug 29, 2012

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• Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story by sucking Chris Christie into race, just like they made a story by sucking Rick Perry into the race.

  Herman Cain

  Running, Race, Media

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• I actually did an Agatha Christie monologue for my audition showcase at Guildhall, and that's how I got my agent. Some people said 'ooh it's old hat' and 'too risky'. Some people think she's all about the narrative and thriller aspect at the expense of character and I disagree. I did it anyway and it worked well.

  Thomas Howes

  Character, Thinking, People

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• I was recruited by my family the day after the presidential election. My daughters were visually upset at the results and asked, ‘what are we going to do?’ I told my wife Christie that they were right, I had to do something. It was my time to step up and serve.

  Bobby Schilling

  Daughter, Wife, Presidential

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• Lochsong - she's like Linford Christie ... without the lunchbox.

  Frankie Dettori

  Horse, Race Horses

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• Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

  Jonah

  Firsts, Jersey, States

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• Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's got a new slogan: 'Put the oval in the Oval Office.'

  Jay Leno

  Running, Giving, Office

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• I don’t like to badmouth people. But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently more modern than Chris Christie. Look, I know he has to appeal to the crazy right-wingers in his party, but the fact is, he’s not as forward-thinking as an eighty-seven-year-old lady who wears a crown on her head. It’s pathetic.

  Queen Elizabeth II

  Crazy, Party, Thinking

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• A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.

  Andy Borowitz

  Race, Tests

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 28, 2011

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• Governor Christie's decision today violates the individual drive of men and women who no longer want to be tormented by unwanted homosexual desires. They are adults and should be free to seek out help for themselves with government interference.

  Maggie Gallagher

  Men, Decision, Desire

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• To say that Agatha Christie’s characters are cardboard cut-outs is an insult to cardboard cut-outs.

  Ruth Rendell

  Character, Cutting, Insult

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• Doug Christie, what skill, what strenght, what power, what quickness. The visionof Magic Johnson, the athletisicm of Michael Jordan, the toughness of larry Bird. Dough Christie has it all

  Bill Walton

  Skills, Bird, Strenght

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• Now, in New Jersey, we have more government workers per square mile than any state in America. But since I've been governor we now have fewer people on the state payroll at any time since Christie Whitman left office in January 2001. That's the right direction, Mr. President, not the wrong direction.

  Chris Christie

  Squares, Government, America

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• If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel.

  Ron Fournier

  Three, Bulls, Red

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• I've always had a great fondness for English detective fiction such as Agatha Christie and Dorothy Sayers.

  Kazuo Ishiguro

  Fiction, Detectives, Fondness

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• Before I came to England, my favorite authors were P. G. Wodehouse and Agatha Christie. I used to devour both.

  Salman Rushdie

  England, My Favorite, Used

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• I adore all Agatha Christie's books and turn to them whenever I'm ill or need cheering up.

  Sophie Kinsella

  Cheer, Book, Needs

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• I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.

  Maureen Johnson

  Kids, Two, Detectives

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• Difficulties are made to be overcome ~ Miss Felicity Lemon, Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Plymouth Express

  Agatha Christie

  Missing, Overcoming, Plymouth

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• I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight.

  Mark Kaylor

  Fighting, Boxing

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• What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

  Bill Maher

  Mean, Tyrants, Mad

  YouTube Chanel "Uncle Spellbinder"/ "Bill Maher - New Rules [Noah's Ark, God and Religion]", www.youtube.com. March 14, 2014.

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• Julie Christie was absolutely amazing in Away From Her. Brilliant movie. It was the moving story of a woman who forgets her own husband. Hillary Clinton calls it the feel good movie of the year.

  Jon Stewart

  Husband, Moving, Years

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