Christie Quotes - Page 3

• Chris Christie is New Jersey's concern, not America's.

  Henry Rollins

  America, Jersey, Concern

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• Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, sort of the three big hitters on the Republican side.

  Steve Kornacki

  Three, Sides, Republican

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• A big part of the Republican 2016 race is now basically a bunch of establishment Republicans going after each other. Jeb Bush going after Marco Rubio, and the governors, Chris Christie going after Marco Rubio. Rubio firing back, John Kasich going after Jeb Bush.

  Melissa Harris-Perry

  Race, Republican, Bigs

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• As we watch Republican candidates like Scott Walker and Rick Perry and Bobby Jindal and George Pataki, and even Jeb Bush and Chris Christie, guys who are either out or who are really struggling to stay in, it might seem like the Republican Party is no longer a very strong party. There may be people who use the Republican label, but the party itself might feel like it`s in a bit of disarray.

  Melissa Harris-Perry

  Strong, Party, Struggle

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• I decided to read something I normally hate: a cosy mystery. You know one of those mysteries where everything is tidily wrapped up at the end and everyone lives happily ever after? An Agatha Christie kind of mystery. They are so not my thing. But then someone was raving about Barbara Neely's Blanche White books and they sounded interesting.

  Justine Larbalestier

  Hate, Book, White

  Source: www.teachingbooks.net

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• You have [Donald] Trump and [Ted] Cruz battling it out, and the moderate establishment candidates like Chris Christie or Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, John Kasich - they have formed a circular firing squad.

  Mara Liasson

  Squad, Trump, Establishment

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• Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

  Amy Poehler

  House, Pancakes, Firsts

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• The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.

  Conan O'Brien

  Garden, Campaigns, Stories

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• Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.'

  Bill Maher

  Elephants, People, Magazines

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• Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running for president to be quote, 'wined and dined' by executives. Then Chris Christie said, 'And I am also not running to be wined.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Running, Wall, President

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• In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said 'Hey, she stole my speech.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Ice Cream, Hey, Flavor

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• Republican candidate George Pataki said his dogs would give him the best endorsement for becoming our next president. Until they hear Chris Christie always carries bacon in his pockets. (Joke's on them, though, he's never going to give them any of that pocket bacon. It's what gets him through long meetings!)

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Giving, Long

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• Chris Christie said he will top Donald Trump's Iowa State Fair helicopter entrance by riding in on a pony. As a result, all the ponies in Iowa have gone into hiding.

  Conan O'Brien

  Iowa, Riding, Ponies

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• One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet lemon Snapple iced tea and pray. Which is also the advice Chris Christie gets from his doctor.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Doctors, Advice, Tea

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• Agatha Christie holds special personal memories for me because my mum, a television producer called Pat Sandys, had been the first person to persaude the Agatha Christie estate to put one of her stories on TV.

  Samantha Bond

  Memories, Special, Stories

  "Poirot and me" by Samantha Bond, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2013.

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• Republicans also took control of the Senate after gaining another seven seats. I haven't seen the GOP get this many seats since Chris Christie made an airline reservation.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Republican, Seven, Made

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• Some areas near Dallas experienced a 3.5-magnitude earthquake, which some blame on fracking. However, scientists say that it was more likely aftershocks from Chris Christie celebrating at the Cowboys game.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Cowboy, Games, Earthquakes

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• If you're going to do a Chris Christie joke, just say, 'Christie spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Then he turned to his friends and said, 'You guys want anything?'' That's a joke. I can't believe it. I caved in. I feel awful.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Believe, Guy, Awful

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• According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now, I know it seems like the perfect story for a Chris Christie joke but I'm actually on a Chris Christie joke diet. So nothing for me, thanks.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Perfect, Stories, Thanks

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• Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.'

  David Letterman

  Distance, Men, Guy

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• I don't go to see movies to see plots. I'm not interested in puzzles like an Agatha Christie story.

  Ti West

  Plot, Stories, Not Interested

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Between Newt Gingrich, [Rudi] Giuliani and Chris Christie, they've got like the trifecta of misogyny.

  Star Jones

  Newts, Trifecta, Misogyny

  Source: www.realclearpolitics.com

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• We now know that Mike Pence - Vice President-elect Mike Pence is going to be in charge of the transition replacing Chris Christie.

  George Stephanopoulos

  President, Vices, Transition

  Source: abcnews.go.com

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• Chris Christie's rise in politics in New Jersey, in many ways, was built on his takedown of Charles Kushner. He got national headlines for that prosecution.

  Steve Kornacki

  Way, Jersey, Headlines

  "The Rise Of Jared Kushner, Donald Trump's Son-In-Law". "Morning Edition" with David Folkenflik, kuow.org. November 18, 2016.

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• New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Israel, Gaza Strip, Jersey

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