Billy Connolly Quotes - Page 6

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• I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.

  Billy Connolly

  Heart, West Coast, My Family

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• The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

  Billy Connolly

  Sex, Ideas, Zombie

  "Billy Connolly Is Fido!". Interviww with Julian Roman, movieweb.com. June 17, 2007.

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• When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Humor, Thanks

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• I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

  Billy Connolly

  Blow, Thinking, Make You Think

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• People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

  Billy Connolly

  People, Arses, Rooms

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• I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.

  Billy Connolly

  Girl, Heart, Thinking

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• If you want to lose a bit of weight, don't eat anything out of a bucket.

  Billy Connolly

  Buckets, Utensils, Weight

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• I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.

  Billy Connolly

  Artist, Scottish, Magritte

  "My ambition is to be regarded as a nuisance". Interview with Lisa O'Kelly, www.theguardian.com. March 24, 2012.

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• Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Humor, Caverns

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• There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!

  Billy Connolly

  Encouragement, Fighting, Safe

  "Billy Connolly Live: Was It Something I Said?". DVD, November 19, 2007.

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• People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.

  Billy Connolly

  People, Dies

  "Whoopi Goldberg Presents Billy Connolly". TV Special, 1990.

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• Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.

  Billy Connolly

  Dark, People, Want

  "My ambition is to be regarded as a nuisance". Interview with Lisa O'Kelly, www.theguardian.com. March 24, 2012.

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• I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

  Billy Connolly

  Two, Los Angeles, Two Days

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• Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

  Billy Connolly

  Discipline, Acting, Different

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I don't aim to offend.

  Billy Connolly

  Aim

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• Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

  Billy Connolly

  Comedy, Fame, Euthanasia

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• I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

  Billy Connolly

  Bored, Lucky, Shows

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

  Billy Connolly

  Children, Nice, Wife

  "Billy Connolly Is Fido!". Interview with Julian Roman, movieweb.com. June 17, 2007.

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• I love Scotland and I speak about it a lot, so people think I'm desperate to go back. They just take it upon themselves to say I'm going back, but I'm not. I'd rather concentrate on becoming a citizen of the world.

  Billy Connolly

  Thinking, Scotland, People

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

  Billy Connolly

  Crosses, Malfunction

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

  Billy Connolly

  Real, Acting, Hell

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• I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

  Billy Connolly

  Hate, Glasses, People

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• The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

  Billy Connolly

  Weather, Scotland, Religion

  "Billy Connolly: Live". Documentary, Comedy, 1994.

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• Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

  Billy Connolly

  Soccer, Thinking, Allies

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• I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

  Billy Connolly

  Years, Laughing, Arses

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