'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
It's good to be alive.
I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.
Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
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