• Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
    I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
    My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
    Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.