Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.
Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!
Except ye become as little children, except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in life that you enjoyed when you were five, "ye cannot enter the kingdom of God." One must not only die daily, but every day we must be born again.
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.
What is the good life? What is the good man? The good woman? What is the good society and what is my relation to it? What are my obligations to society? What is best for my children? What is justice? Truth? Virtue? What is my relation to nature, to death, to aging, to pain, to illness? How can I live a zestful, enjoyable, meaningful life? What is my responsibility to my brothers? Who are my brothers? What shall I be loyal to? What must I be ready to die for?
People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
Experts in aging make a distinction between passive aging and purposeful aging. Successful, purposeful aging calls for continued involvement, relationships, discipline, and an attitude of faith.
No man loves life like him that's growing old.
If courage wasn't a standard result of aging it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.
Education today, more than ever before, must see clearly the dual objectives: education for living and educating for making a living.
Schoolmasters and parents exist to be grown out of.
Whiners usually play alone.
You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats.
Old age and the passage of time teach all things.
Youth passes like a dream.
You should not consider a man's age but his acts.
No lie ever reaches old age.
I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.
Careless of waste, wallowing in refuse, exterminating the enemies . . . despising age, denying human natural history, fabricating pseudotraditions, swamped in the repeated personal crises of the aging preadolescent; all are familiar images of American society. They are signs of private nightmares of incoherence and disorder in broken climaxes where technologies in pursuit of mastery create ever-worsening problems - private nightmares expanded to a social level.
At least a third of a woman's life is marked with aging; about a third of her body is made of fat. Both symbols are being transformed into operable condition
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