If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player personnel?
As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
Jim Fregosi was not only one of the most respected men in baseball, he was a great man. He was a player's manager. He had that special gift as a manager that made you want to get to the field and play your ass off for him. Jim Fregosi was the reason that 1993 was one of the most exciting years in Philadelphia sports history.
Nobody's bigger than the game of baseball. You ask pitchers from 10-15-20 years ago. That's normal. Part of the game.
Some kids dream of joining the circus, others of becoming a major league baseball player. I have been doubly blessed. As a member of the New York Yankees, I have gotten to do both.
Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball.
Baseball isn't a life-and-death matter, but the Red Sox are.
All I had was natural ability.
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.
If a jury of your peers finds you not guilty, I will reinstate you back into baseball.
I would think I drive most hitting coaches crazy. During one single at-bat I used six different stances on six pitches. Oh yeah, I also struck out. So what do I know?
I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.
I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.
Baseball is our national pastime, that is if you discount political campaigning.
When he hit it, I knew that it was my ball. But I had to catch it and it seemed like the hardest catch of my life. I said to myself, 'Two hands, just like your dad taught you.'
It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball.
And of course in America you've got American football and baseball and all those other ball games, soccer has become a little niche that the women have kind of filled.
We're playing for our lives now.
Look at misfortune the same way you look at success - Don't Panic! Do you best and forget the consequences.
Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter once said, 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.' Well Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.
Walter Johnson's fastball looked about the size of a watermelon seed and it hissed at you as it passed.
If baseball wants to get you, they've got enough resources and enough investigators that they'll find a way to get you.
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
Fill in any figure you want for that boy (Mickey Mantle). Whatever the figure, it's a deal.
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