Bed Quotes - Page 3

• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Anniversary, Marriage

  Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints (1966)

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• I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have.

  Florence Nightingale

  Sexy, Passion, Nursing

  Florence Nightingale (2005). “The Collected Works of Florence Nightingale”

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• I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

  Bill Nighy

  Might, Very Good, Be Good

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

  Ian Mckellen

  Girlfriend, Fun, Men

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• My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I took the cure they took it all away from me.

  Bela Lugosi

  Heart, Bed Sheets, Hot

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• I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

  Ahmet Zappa

  Mother, Would Be, Invisible

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives.

  Siegfried Sassoon

  Home, Gun, Thinking

  Counter-Attack (1918) "Dreamers"

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• Some astronauts sleep in sort of beds - compartments that you can open up and crawl into and then close up, almost like a little bedroom.

  Sally Ride

  Sleep, Littles, Astronaut

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• Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

  Melanie Griffith

  Movie, Eight, Everyday

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• To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

  Sidney Poitier

  Good Morning, Good Day, Morning Inspirational

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• It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

  Bill Watterson

  Summer, Sleep, Light

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• One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

  E. V. Lucas

  Love, Dream, Adventure

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• You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.

  Ilona Andrews

  Running, Sleep, Fire

  Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Burns: A Kate Daniels Novel: 2”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it.

  Nigel Mansell

  Sports, Mistake, Real

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• The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

  Max Lerner

  Lying, Moving, Literature

  Max Lerner (1959). “The Unfinished Country”

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• It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?

  Carl Sagan

  Couple, Lying, Reading

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• One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.

  Bernard Baruch

  Life, Positive, Forgiveness

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• Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

  Jules Feiffer

  Confidence, Morning, Wise Words

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• Writing is like going to bed with a beautiful woman and afterwards she gets up, goes to her purse and gives me a handful of money.

  Charles Bukowski

  Beautiful, Writing, Giving

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• Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

  Sydney J. Harris

  Facts, Embarrassing, Born

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• Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

  Roseanne Barr

  Kids, Night, Birth Control

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

  Linda Evangelista

  Supermodel, Androgynous

  Quoted in Independent (London), 10 Dec. 1992

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• The trip I made to Angola to study the prehistoric contents of the gravel beds as a means of deciding the age of the deposits and their economic potential was the first time prehistory had ever been used for such a purpose.

  Louis Leakey

  Mean, Age, Purpose

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• By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

  Jo Brand

  Drinking, Reading, Drug

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• I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

  Linda Ronstadt

  Sex, Wish, Newspapers

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