The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
There is no bore like a clever bore.
If the secret of being a bore is to tell all, the secret of pleasing is to say just enough to be -not understood, but divined.
A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
Travel is the most private of pleasures. There is no greater bore than the travel bore. We do not in the least want to hear what he has seen in Hong-Kong.
The kids out there want something they can relate to, something that's real; most of that whiny stuff isn't real. The cheesy pop songs just bore me to death.
I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
I love the physical thing of being on the earth that bore you. I have the same feeling when I walk in a very beautiful place that I have when I play and it goes right.
Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
I soon found law school an unmitigated bore.
I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
I tend to like poems that engage me - that is to say, which do not bore me.
I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores as in these United States. No man can form an adequate idea of the real meaning of the word, without coming here.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
If the best company is that which we leave feeling most satisfied with ourselves, it follows that it is the company we leave most bored.
There are some kinds of men who cannot pass their time alone; they are the flails of occupied people.(Bonald, M.} There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a communicative man having nothing to communicate.
Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good and doesn't solve any problems!
I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores.
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