If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. "Look at that!" "You never do that for me!"
There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love.
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.
I grew up not liking my father very much. I never saw him cry. But he must have. Everybody cries.
My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men.
I was punished for blowing the whistle on my father's lifestyle.
Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.
Really I was open-minded about doing anything, but the one thing I didn't want to do was get myself into a corset, because I was worried I'd never get out again.
I don't know. I think there are fans out there who know that too and who wonder whether Ron would have really been able to make her happy.
I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
You like a woman, she's got kids, it's a package. You can't just go in one-sided.
The highest prize in a world of men is the most beautiful woman available on your arm and living there in her heart loyal to you.
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.
Do you know that other than my father, I've never had a man take care of me?
It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.
I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't measure up to the standard he set.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business.
I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
I hate if a man says anything laddy. 'You're sexy' or whatever. I just want someone to be friendly and a little bit flirty.
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