Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
One cat just leads to another.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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