Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
One cat just leads to another.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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