Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
One cat just leads to another.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.
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