Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.
Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else.
We say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
One of my chores was to milk the cows, which meant getting up before dawn and going out to that cold dark barn. I didn't expect to make it all the way to the big leagues; I just had to get way from them damn cows.
There is one god, greatest among gods and men, who bears no similarity to humans either in shape or thought... but humans believe that the gods are born like themselves, and that the gods wear clothes and have bodies like humans and speak in the same way... but if cows and horses or lions had hands or could draw with the hands and manufacture the things humans can make, then horses would draw the forms of gods like horses, cows like cows, and they would make the gods' bodies resemble those which each kind of animal had itself.
Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.
Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?
The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk.
Anything that comes from the cow, a little milk, butter, cheese, is alright for the spiritual aspirant. There is no harm to the cow, and it is of benefit to take it.
This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows.
And I knew in my bones that Emily Dickinson wouldn't have written even one poem if she'd had two howling babies, a husband bent on jamming another one into her, a house to run, a garden to tend, three cows to milk, twenty chickens to feed, and four hired hands to cook for. I knew then why they didn't marry. Emily and Jane and Louisa. I knew and it scared me. I also knew what being lonely was and I didn't want to be lonely my whole life. I didn't want to give up on my words. I didn't want to choose one over the other. Mark Twain didn't have to. Charles Dickens didn't.
Sacred cows make very poor gladiators.
The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it.
Cows' milk protein may be the single most significant chemical carcinogen to which humans are exposed.
Fortune is beastly - it is only suitable for cows and businessmen.
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life.
Pigs and cows and chickens and people are all competing for grain.
Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive.
My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.
Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives.
I was just sitting on the train, just staring out the window at some cows. It was not the most inspiring subject. When all of a sudden the idea of Harry just appeared in my mind's eye.
Cows sometimes wear an expression resembling wonderment arrested on its way to becoming a question. In the eye of superior intelligence, on the other hand, lies the nil admirari spread out like the monotony of a cloudless sky.
Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa.
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