Crap Quotes - Page 25

• I think people who traditionally ate haggis wouldn't eat the good cuts, 'cause they'd sell the good cuts to make their money, so they get left with all the crap.

  Scott Hutchison

  Cutting, Thinking, People

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• There's so much content out there that you can't make crap and just hope it gets seen.

  Tommy Dewey

  Source: collider.com

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• Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.

  Bill Burr

  Native American, Thinking, Done

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• Bernie [Ecclestone] has not been shy to say one or two controversial things. The last person in the UK who described his product as being crap in public was one Gerald Ratner - and he was gone immediately. But not Bernie! What it tells you is that the demand for live sporting rights, the demand for global or regional events, is so powerful that you brush aside some things because there aren't so many of these events.

  Martin Sorrell

  Powerful, Rights, Two

  Source: www.formula1.com

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• The last person in the UK who described his product as being crap in public was one Gerald Ratner - and he was gone immediately.

  Martin Sorrell

  Gone, Lasts, Persons

  Source: www.formula1.com

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• I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

  Ruth Wilson

  Real, Real Life, Pretending

  Interview with John Cameron Mitchell, www.interviewmagazine.com. October 31, 2016.

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• It's like they talk about how American actors have the method and English actors just kind of switch views faster. And John [Hurt] is telling me the story as he's sitting in that witness chair, and they're putting the final touches of makeup on. And he goes, "Hold on a second," to stop his story so he can do the take. And he does this incredible take. They go, "Cut." And then immediately John goes, "Anyways, so Alec, he's playing the chess." And I'm just going, "Holy crap." You get whiplash from those kinds of quick turns!

  Judd Nelson

  Hurt, Cutting, Makeup

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You can do crap work in a big movie, and it does good things. You can do great work in a movie no one sees, it does nothing. That's the way it goes.

  Judd Nelson

  Doe, Way, Good Things

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I remember one particular occasion when I hadn't played a solo for, quite literally, a couple of months. And I was asked to play a solo on a rock & roll thing. I played it and felt that what I'd done was absolute crap. I was so disgusted with myself that I made my mind up that I had to get out of it. It was messing me right up.

  Jimmy Page

  Couple, Rocks, Play

  Source: www.rollingstone.com

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• This going on and on about how terrible a carbon-based economy is, these people are full of crap. They don't know what they're talking about. Their motives are not necessarily good just because they say they are being good. It's peace, love, and understanding. To which I can just say, "Shut up." Human liberty, rule of law, and free markets fix this stuff. It isn't necessary to go around being the Mia Farrow of the ecosphere.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Talking, Law, People

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.

  James May

  Ideas, Bits, Ifs

  Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk

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• I'm crap and a fatty.

  Tony Bellew

  Fatty

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game.

  Bob Dylan

  Games, Cards, Firsts

  Source: 18waits.com

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• ["Where the Buffalo Roam" is] horrible pile of crap. [Bill] Murray did a good job. But it was a bad script. You can't beat a bad script. It was just a horrible movie. A cartoon. But Bill Murray did a good job. We actually wrote and shot several different endings and beginnings and they all got cut out in the end. It was disappointing.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Jobs, Cutting, Cartoon

  Source: www.fargonebooks.com

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• We live in an age of seriously crap mass clothing. They've made a science of it.

  William Gibson

  Age, Mass, Made

  Source: www.heddels.com

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• Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

  Dave Asprey

  Week, Happens, Diets

  Source: www.goodreads.com

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• If you look at Drudge and if you see headlines that portend the end of the world tomorrow, don't click on it. Just avoid the crap that pollutes the daily so-called news that comes from left-wing news organizations. You will be amazed. And it doesn't take long, either. Just two days. You go on a Drive-By Media fast, two days of it, and your outlook on life will be dramatically improved.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Outlook On Life, Media, Wings

  Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com

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• The voice of God does not pander, offers no five-year plan, no long-term
  solution, nary an edict. It is small & fond & local. Don't look for your initials in the geese
  honking overhead or to see thru the glass even darkly. It says the most obvious crap - put down that gun, you need a sandwich.

  Mary Karr

  Gun, Years, Voice

  Source: www.commonwealmagazine.org

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• My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.

  Sandra Bullock

  Important, Facts, Filled

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• There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.

  Bette Midler

  Sleep, Media, Way

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• My own opinion is that the suburban project is over. We are done. We don't know it yet. For about five years or so the people who deliver all that crap - developers, realtors, various money people - have kicked back waiting for the system to get going again, to resume all their accustomed behavior. They wait in vain. They just haven't figured out that we face a new disposition of things.

  James Howard Kunstler

  Years, People, Waiting

  Interview With Simmons B. Buntin, www.terrain.org.

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• There probably is a lot of music that no one's ever gonna hear. For anyone doing music, just do exactly what it is that makes you want to do it. If you like listening to odd, strange, bizarre noise and that makes you want to create it, do it. Even if everyone around you tells you it's crap or thinks it won't work, someone out there is going to appreciate it.

  Dustin Diamond

  Thinking, Appreciate, Listening

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• When Nick At Nite is showing George Lopez, it's not doing what I'm thinking. But yes, I even write in the book about how MeTV went to Vince Gilligan and had him present an evening of his favorite television. So it can be done, but I think it can be done on a really large scale. The television of Dennis Potter, most of it hasn't been seen in this country. And that's just one example - it's a very obscure example. There's plenty of great TV out there. There's more crap - but there's great TV, too.

  David Bianculli

  Country, Book, Writing

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• In terms of content, a lot of rap is crap, with all the sexism and homophobic bullshit. It's incredible how rappers are always preaching nonconformity - you know, "I'm just gonna go my own way and be my own man and blah blah blah" - but they're the first ones to do so many things that they have to do. They have to do that hip-hop thing, a certain way of walking, and it's so conformist.

  Nellie McKay

  Rap, Men, Bullshit

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'd always wanted to do a weekly strip, or a strip that was in installments like that. It's been fun trying to figure out how to make that work. Their standards are so prissy that they won't allow me to use all kinds of language. Not only can you not swear, this morning I was informed I couldn't use the word "schmuck." I couldn't use "crap," "schmuck," or "get laid." Those three were beyond the pale. But you get around that, and it comes out better. I can't quite explain why.

  Daniel Clowes

  Morning, Fun, Trying

  Source: www.avclub.com

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