Crap Quotes - Page 7

• I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.

  Lewis Black

  Home, Thinking, Light

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• I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

  Jo Brand

  Healthy, Flags, Obesity

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• Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

  Kurt Cobain

  Guitar, World, Sound

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• Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  School, Males, Adolescence

  "Benedict Cumberbatch on playing Sherlock Holmes". Interview with Amanda Mitchison, www.theguardian.com. July 16, 2010.

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• The best movies now are called 'thrillers.' Because if you use the word 'horror,' people's associations are straight-to-video crap.

  Eli Roth

  People, Video, Use

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• Without a shadow of doubt, Trafalgar Square has to be one of the most crap urban public spaces in the world.

  Will Self

  Space, Squares, Doubt

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• The only time I have a good hunch the audience is going to be there is when I make the sequel to 'Jurassic Park' or I make another Indiana Jones movie. I know I've got a good shot at getting an audience on opening night. Everything else that is striking out into new territory is a crap shoot.

  Steven Spielberg

  Night, Jurassic Park, Territory

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• I'm damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don't take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be me.

  Paul Stanley

  Successful, Champion, Needs

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• 'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, 'Oh crap, this could really happen to me.'

  Marlon Wayans

  Real, Thinking, Make You Think

  Interview with Bobby Blakey, www.axs.com. January 7, 2013.

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• As a kid, I really loved 'Jane Eyre,' I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime was crap.

  Romola Garai

  Kids, Past, Lifetime

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• If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Liberal Education, Knows, Ifs

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• Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

  P. C. Cast

  Dying, Sake, Aphrodite

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• God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers.

  Dustin Hoffman

  Flower, Writing, Done

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap.

  Randy Pausch

  Inspiring, Bottom Of The Barrel, Inspire

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• Convenient though it would be if it were true, Mozilla [Netscape 1.0] is not big because it's full of useless crap. Mozilla is big because your needs are big. Your needs are big because the Internet is big. There are lots of small, lean web browsers out there that, incidentally, do almost nothing useful. But being a shining jewel of perfection was not a goal when we wrote Mozilla.

  Jamie Zawinski

  Jewels, Goal, Perfection

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• All great adventures have moments that are really crap.

  Ellen Potter

  Travel, Adventure, Moments

  Ellen Potter (2010). “The Kneebone Boy”, p.248, Macmillan

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• I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.

  Phillip Phillips

  Would Be, Scared, Knows

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• I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.

  Jamie Dornan

  Years, Auditions

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• I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap

  Colin Firth

  Long

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• Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship - and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap.

  Jessica Alba

  Done, Opinion, Our Relationship

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• I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July.  And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up.  It's what the founding fathers would want.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Father, 4th Of July, Energy

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• There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends, and there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.

  David Foster

  Love, People, Giving

  "Fictional character: Dr. Gregory House". TV Series "House" ("TB or Not TB", 2005), www.imdb.com. (2004–2012).

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• I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

  Colin Mochrie

  Believe, World, Stage

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• I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We can’t be feminine and be feminists and be successful? I want to be a f-king feminist and wear a f-king Peter Pan collar. So f-king what?

  Zooey Deschanel

  Kings, Believe, Successful

  "5 of Our Favorite Things Zooey Deschanel (Glamour's February Cover Star!) Shared With Us". www.glamour.com. January 2, 2013.

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• But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

  Jon Lovitz

  Men, Thinking, Fake

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. December 29, 2010.

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