Crazy Quotes - Page 29

• My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.

  Kim Harrison

  Mother, Reality, Harder

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• But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I'm not liable for my actions. So screw it, I'll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions

  Ellen Hopkins

  Home, Mean, Hey

  Ellen Hopkins (2008). “Impulse”, p.459, Simon and Schuster

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• Then you'll feel your cheek scratched... A little kiss, like a crazy spider, Will run round your neck... And you'll say to me : "Find it !" bending your head - And we'll take a long time to find that creature - Which travels a lot.

  Arthur Rimbaud

  Running, Kissing, Long

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• What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.

  Ken Kesey

  Thinking, Average, Cuckoos

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• It's everybody, I mean. Everything everybody does is so - I don't know - not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless and - sad-making. And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much only in a different way.

  J. D. Salinger

  Stupid, Mean, Doe

  "Franny and Zooey" by J. D. Salinger, (p. 19), 1961.

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• Live your life, take chances, be crazy. Dont wait 'cause right now is the oldest you've ever been & the youngest you'll be ever again

  Suzanne Collins

  Waiting, Live Your Life, Causes

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• Whenever I meet people for the first time, I get them to talk for ten minutes. Then I size them up from the exact opposite perspective of all they’ve told me. Do you think that’s crazy? “No,” I said, shaking my head, “I’d guess your method works quite well.

  Haruki Murakami

  Thinking, Opposites, Perspective

  FaceBook post by Haruki Murakami from Jun 25, 2014

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• I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.

  Neil Gaiman

  Mean, Want, Sanity

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• Initially, he worried that he might be going crazy. But then he decided if you felt you were crazy you weren't really crazy because he had heard somewhere that crazy people didn't know they were insane.

  Gary Paulsen

  People, Insane, Might

  Gary Paulsen (2001). “Brian's Winter”, p.14, Delacorte Books for Young Readers

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• Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?" "Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits.

  Eliezer Yudkowsky

  Children, Despair, Heroism

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• I saw the sky and sea and sand and the flickering flames of the bonfire through my tears. All at once, it rushed into my head with tremendous speed, and made me feel dizzy. It was beautiful. Everything that happened was shockingly beautiful, enough to make you crazy.

  Banana Yoshimoto

  Beautiful, Flames, Sea

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• It's like my whole life never happened, When I see you, it's as if I never had a thought. I know this dream, it might be crazy, But it's the only one I've got.

  Bob Dylan

  Dream, Might, Whole Life

  Song: Emotionally Yours, Album: Empire Burlesque, 1985

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• She had nothing in this world but her two hands and her crazy love for Jesus, who seemed, for his part, never to have heard of her.

  Denis Johnson

  Jesus, Hands, Two

  Denis Johnson (2016). “Tree of Smoke”, p.112, Pan Macmillan

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• if you think they didn't go crazy in tiny rooms just like you're doing now without women without food without hope then you're not ready.

  Charles Bukowski

  Thinking, Rooms, Tiny

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• She might, in fact, go crazy, as has happened to a lot of people who break rules. Not the people who play at rebellion but really only solidify their already dominant positions in society...but those who take some larger action that disrupts the social order. Who try to push through the doors that are usually closed to them. They do sometimes go crazy, these people, because the world is telling them not to want the things they want. It can seem saner to give up--but then one goes insane from giving up.

  E. Lockhart

  Giving Up, Doors, Order

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• Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you.

  Diablo Cody

  Girl, Wise, Moving

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• Back to work. If I’m [writing] I’m not thinking about the crazy.

  Faith Hunter

  Writing, Thinking, Back To Work

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• If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.

  Robert Fulghum

  Religious, Thinking, People

  Robert Fulghum (2011). “Maybe (Maybe Not): Second Thoughts from a Secret Life”, p.9, Ballantine Books

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• Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.

  Haruki Murakami

  Life, Insanity, Waste

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• And always remember how much your crazy sister loves you.

  Sarah Dessen

  Love You, Sister Love, Remember

  Sarah Dessen (2004). “Dreamland”, p.240, Penguin

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• Knowing that you're crazy doesn't make the crazy things stop happening.

  Mark Vonnegut

  Knowing, Schizophrenia, Happenings

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• Jules has always been one of those women that men go crazy about because she has enough self-confidence to say this is me, take it or leave it. And, invariably, they take it. Or at least try to. They love the fact that she doesn’t wear makeup. That her clothes, on her tiny, petite frame, are a mishmash of whatever she happens to pull out of the wardrobe that morning. That her laugh is huge and infectious, and, most of all, that she listens. She loves life, and people, and makes time for them, and even before Jamie came along men were forever falling in love with her.

  Jane Green

  Falling In Love, Morning, Love Life

  Jane Green (2001). “Mr. Maybe”, p.69, Broadway Books

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• As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.

  Joseph Heller

  Air, Tears, Principles

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.26, Simon and Schuster

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• They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.

  Nicholas Sparks

  Love, Notebook, Differences

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• As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

  Ann Coulter

  Middle, Concerned, Moderates

  Ann Coulter (2007). “If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans”, p.82, Crown Forum

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