Damn Quotes - Page 28

• The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!

  Louis Farrakhan

  Mean, Ovens, Jew

  "People Organized and Working for Economic Rebirth". Louis Farrakhan's Sermon at Madison Square Garden, October 7, 1985.

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• If you’re too stupid to understand that a philosophy that favors a federally structured republic, with numerous restraints on the scope and power of government to interfere with individual rights or the free market, is a lot different from an ethnic-nationalist, atheistic, and socialist program of genocide and international aggression, you should use this rule of thumb: If someone isn’t advocating the murder of millions of people in gas chambers and a global Reich for the White Man you shouldn’t assume he’s a Nazi and you should know it’s pretty damn evil to call him one.

  Jonah Goldberg

  Stupid, Philosophy, Men

  "Springtime For Slanderers" by Jonah Goldberg, www.nationalreview.com. January 5, 2001.

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• Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Mean, Ideas, Long

  Laurell K. Hamilton (2002). “Obsidian Butterfly: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel”, p.201, Penguin

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• Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.

  Boris Johnson

  Baby, Crisis, Essays

  "Exams work because they're scary". Daily Telegraph, May 12, 2005.

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• I'm an extremely private dude and all this is happening so damn quick. I really haven't had any time to rationalize it. But it's nothing that I'm going to let freak me out or take control of me or my thoughts or my real life.

  Heath Ledger

  Real, Freak, Take Control

  The Times (London), July 1, 2000.

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• You like the way I dress The way I wear my hair Show me off to all your friends Baby, I don't care Just as long as you tell them who I am Tell them I'm the one that made you give a damn

  Jennifer Lopez

  Baby, Hair, Who I Am

  Song: I'm Real

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• Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.

  Nora Roberts

  Glasses, Differences, Doe

  Nora Roberts (2006). “Angels Fall”, p.118, Penguin

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• Thanks to guys like Boss Tweed, famous for saying, 'I don't give a damn who does the voting, as long as I do the nominating,' there hasn't been an honest election in the USA since sometime around the War Between the States.

  L. Neil Smith

  War, Usa, Long

  "Libertarians: The Connies Speak Out (Part Two)". The Libertarian Enterprise, www.ncc-1776.org. October 02, 2005.

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• Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.

  Tucker Max

  Wish, Balls, Mint

  Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.230, Simon and Schuster

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• Some people understand the charity of our Lord and are saved by it; others, relying on this mercy and kindness, continue in their sins, thinking that it may be theirs whenever they wish. But this is not so, for then they are too late and are taken in their sins before they expect it, and so damn themselves.

  Walter Hilton

  Kindness, Taken, Thinking

  Walter Hilton (1957). “The Ladder of Perfection”

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• I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin -- a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.

  Craig Johnson

  Poetry, Littles, Spirituality

  Craig Johnson (2004). “The Cold Dish: A Longmire Mystery”, p.277, Penguin

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• Las Vegas is perhaps the most color-blind, class-free place in America. As long as your cash or credit line holds out, no one gives a damn about your race, gender, national origin, sexual orientation, address, family lineage, voter registration or even your criminal arrest record. Money is the great leveler.

  Marc Cooper

  Color, Class, America

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• What actually happened was that Rolling Stone paid me fifteen hundred dollars for the use of all the drawings - about twenty four of them - and then offered to buy the originals from me, which my agent urged 'was a good move!'. He sold the whole damn treasure trove to Jann Wenner for the princely sum of sixty dollars per drawing. I rue the day I let him convince me.

  Ralph Steadman

  Moving, Drawing, Twenties

  "The Joke's Over". Book by Ralph Steadman, 2006.

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• The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in the industry obviously makes running it at any point pretty damn ugly.

  Linus Torvalds

  Running, Design, Groups

  Linux-kernel mailing list, July 31, 2005.

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• And I don't give a damn about a greenback dollarSpend it fast as I can for a wailin' song and a good guitarThe only things that I understand, oh yeah.

  Hoyt Axton

  Song, Giving, Yeah

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• You're damn right when you say I've shown people how to make a firebomb, I've done my time for my crimes, and I should be able to talk about them.

  Rod Coronado

  People, Done, Able

  "Feds arrest environment radical over S.D. speech" by Onell R. Soto, legacy.sandiegouniontribune.com. February 23, 2006.

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• They have hyped up HIV into this super-rapist but in reality the damn thing can hardly get an erection.

  Peter Duesberg

  Reality, Hiv, Damn Things

  "Times of London", May 11, 1992.

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• So many people's school experience contains at least one instance of being looked down upon because they didn't care for one or more of the sacred mutant outcroppings of High Modernism, and they concluded from this that Literature is all about impenetrable stuff that they don't like. That damn Hemingway with his crazy free verse.

  Patrick Nielsen Hayden

  Crazy, School, People

  "Oh No Lev Grossman No". nielsenhayden.com. August 30, 2009.

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• I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Purpose, Machines, Forks

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• Come, swear it, damn thyself, lest, being like one of heaven, the devils themselves should fear to seize thee; therefore be double-damned, swear,--thou art honest.

  William Shakespeare

  Art, Heaven, Devil

  William Shakespeare (1835). “The Dramatic Works of William Shakspeare: With a Life of the Poet, and Notes, Original and Selected; Together with a Copious Glossary”, p.639

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• Women like to be scared, but they don't like the blood and the gore, and especially movies that have violence and torture involving women. Women don't want to see that, I can tell you for damn sure right now.

  Cassandra Peterson

  Blood, Want, Violence

  "In the Halloween Queen’s Court: A Conversation with Elvira, aka Cassandra Peterson". Interview with Dan Lybarger, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 30, 2011.

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• Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!

  Lee Remick

  Sight, Interesting, Different

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• In middle school, we are all so damn insecure. It was the worst time for me, really destructive, like slapping myself across the face but loving it. Now I have to be an adult and change myself. I have to be a bigger person.

  Nikki Reed

  School, Insecure, Adults

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• You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to.

  Mink Stole

  Want, Damn Things

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• The goals are not about the sweet smell of success as much as it's about enjoying a damn day on the movie set... I live in a complete state of grace.

  Peter Weller

  Sweet, Smell, Goal

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